Natasha's 14 blog.
Monday.
Last week I told you about "Take Your Horse To Work" day and you didn't believe me. Well, here is proof.
When Dimitri got to office with "Fido"(not to be confused with his French poodle, Phideaux)) he was surprised to see a notice in lift saying "Maximum Load Four Horses No Buckets and shovels supplied".
Tuesday. To Manchester for launch of Northern edition of "Hello" magazine appropriately named
"How Do, Fancy a Brew, Chuck" (after famous saying in Coronation Street).
Met Rochdale celebrity Natterie Drest who hopes to go the Hollywood and meet a movie director who will put her in his next prediction. She is currently chief bed tester for a national bed company but she says she is not taking it lying down-whatever that means.
Wednesday In morning I give press reception for national press to announce cancellation of "King Kong-The Ballet" due to unforseen circumstances. We have called in a Miss Voyant to product future circumstances. She says we can call her Claire. In afternoon play volleyball on M1 between juncture 3 and 10 during prolonged roadworks. Offer foreman use of Claire to tell him when job done in advance.
TV appearance on "Breakfast". Apparantly it is not a meal in BBC canteen but name of programme. Very misleading. I ask if Ican come back for lunch, tea and supper but producer is not amused.
Thursday.
E Mail from BBC offering me an interview on new Breakfast spin off, "Bacon and Eggs". However I am booked for linchtime radio show, "Him and Hers" spin off from "You and Yours" and "Them and Theirs". Hope I can find right door.
Friday. Fry bacon and eggs in preparation for appearance on Breakfast spin off "Cornflakes" but have to find own way to new TV location at Salford. Severe cuts mean I have to supply own cornflake.
Saturday and Sunday horse sitting for Dimitri. Ta'ra chucks and see you in't Rovers for a pint of Huntley and Palmers. Toodle Pippin. NAT
